Your “Funny Vegan Story” Isn’t Funny
“Oooh, I have a funny vegan story.”
No, dear non-vegan. No, you do not.
This phrase is more likely to elicit an eye-roll than laughter from the vegan you’re about to offend. I don’t believe I’ve ever heard this phrase and laughed at the story that followed — and I’ve heard this phrase quite a bit in my four…